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silverplatedpenname:

idiotsonfb:

Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.

can we focus on the fact that the guy said “paper does not have atoms”

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timelordabbie:

stalkingyermom:

flawlessspecter:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

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is this a reaction or an example

Both

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Bold What’s True

you are in college
you are female 
you have a pretty good idea of what you want to do with your life 
you are short 
you text a lot
you are single
you like a lot of different kinds of music 
you are close with your mom
you don’t have a job
you have a horrible fear of bees
you have quite a few guilty pleasures
you don’t have many scars
you stay up late
you dye your hair
you enjoy iced coffee
you drink occasionally
you like to shop
your grades are fairly good
you are lazy
you prefer facebook to myspace
you are paranoid
you have a dog
you would consider going to law school
you would consider plastic surgery of some kind
you are somewhat superstitious 
your first name is short (4 letters or less) 
you have/had a piercing other than ears 
you are not very athletic 
you watch a lot of television
you read a lot 
you get nervous easily
you have blue eyes 
you are disorganized
you feel that you are friendly
you donate time or money to charitable organizations
you don’t hear very well
you are pale
you have a tumblr 
people ask for your advice 
& you also ask for advice a lot 
you like sushi
you’ve been out of the country 
you have a food allergy 
you sleep with a stuffed animal 
summer is your favorite season
your birthday is in the spring
your parents are divorced
you have moved multiple times 
people think you are funny
but you have a weird sense of humor
you carry a purse
you think a lot 
you meditate 
you seem shy, but only when you first meet someone
you like parties
something on your body hurts right now 
you have a sensitive nose 
you often have strange dreams 
you are a bit on the hyper side

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crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

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tara-ka-sha:

Around 1 AM I turn into Nuka that psychotic lion from The Lion King II

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savahnahhallow:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

I was grimacing, waiting for the fall. But it’s all good. We is safe brethren.

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